Avatar: the Last Airbender"Drink cactus juice! It'll quench ya! Nothing's quenchier! IT'S THE QUENCHIEST!" - Sokka hopped up on cactus juice
"It's a giant mushroom... MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY! FRIENDLY MUSHROOM! Mushy giant friend!" - Sokka, still hopped up on cactus juice.
"In my dream, FOOD EATS PEOPLE." Sokka, NOT hopped up on cactus juice.
Lilo and Stitch
Jumba: "WHAAAAT?! After all you put me through, you expect me to HELP you just like that?! JUST LIKE THAT?!"
Stitch: "Ih."
Jumba: "... Fine."
Pleakley: "'Fine?' You're doing what he says?"
Jumba: "He's very persuasive!
Pleakley: "Persuasive?!"
And then a few seconds later, you find out "ih" is Stitch-ese for "yes."
Aladdin
"Tell her the TRUUUTH!" - Genie, lecturing Aladdin.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (the show where the guy and his robot buddies watch crappy b-movies and make jokes about them)
Episode: Pod People
Annoying kid in the movie: "Do you know what playing is, Trumpy?"
Crow: (as Trumpy) "Yes, it's where I break you in half."
Transformers Animated
Blitzwing (crazy split personality Decepticon with three rotating faces like Man-E-Faces from He-Man)
Icy Blitzwing: "As usual, Blackarachnia, your demeanor is as unpleasant as zat accursed organic mode of yours."
Blackarachnia: "Blow it out your actuator, three-face."
Hothead Blitzwing: "ZE NAME IS BLITZWING, INSECT! REMEMBAH IT, 'CAUSE IT'S ZE LAST THING YOU'RE GONNA HERE BEFORE I-"
Random Blitzwing: "Expresz my feelingz in song! Ze itsy bitsy spider crawled up ze water spout, down came ze rain and washed ze spider out!"
Transformers Beast Wars
Blackarachnia: Why are you always talking to yourself?
Megatron: I simply have a penchant for intelligent conversation, yeess.
Homestar Runner
"Carageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?" - Senor Cardgage
"My name's Millions, and IiIiI'm the son of a chipwich!" - Homsar
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